Anti Monkey Butt Powder

Among all the products that are sold at Sportsman's Warehouse there's probably only one that I'm not itching to buy with my first paycheck: Anti Monkey Butt Powder.


There are more than 20 products I could name right now that I can't wait to use/review. I have a list started, but I'll have to wait out the new employee period before I get my discount. Even then there are opportunities for me to buy direct from certain manufacturers for a price allegedly right around cost.

If only they also carried Hennessy Hammocks, I would know for certain what my first purchase is going to be.